I have found an interesting video on Youtube about dating Asian men.
At first, I thought it's just a spoof or something like a fun video out of nothing, but it's actually a seriously funny music video (for real) by Jen Kwok, an Asian artist/stand-up comedian in the US.
Jen's message in the song tells you to date Asian men because they're exotic, sweet, gentle, smell so good and even nasty. Really??
According to the song, Asians guys are honest and won't cheat. Wow!
Filipinos are also mentioned in the song as well as featured in the music video.
It tells you that you should atleast f**k one Asian, but Jen warns you not to date his dad.
Watch and listen to the music video of the song "Date An Asian" with lyrics below:
Date an Asian
Song Lyrics by Jen Kwok
Rap Lyrics by Soce, The Elemental Wizard
Verse 1:
Hey there, my name is Jen Kwok
And I'm here to tell you that dating Asians rocks
They have smooth skin and silky hair
So damn exotic, got that ethnic flair
So sweet and gentle, smell so good
So freaky, nasty, do what you always wanted to
So obedient, they'll please you like no one can
That's right, I'm talkin bout an Asian man
Chorus:
Everyone should date an Asian man
Don't gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
(Hey, eh)
Verse 2:
Asian men don't whistle when you walk down the street
They're honest dudes, honey they won't cheat
Not sayin if he sees a hot chick, he won't bone her
Hey, that's why we got concubines in our culture
Some people say that I am full of bull****
Yeah I'm dating a white guy, but I ain't no hypocrite
I've dated Chinese, Korean and Sri Lankan
Yeah, I'm down with the brown
Don't even get me started
Bridge:
Where my Punjabis at?
Where my Filipinos at?
Where my bubble tea drinkers at?
Everyone should be raising their hands for that one - it's delicious!
Chorus:
Everyone should date an Asian man
Don't gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
Rap (Soce):
What's happening? Are you Japanese? Can I have a piece
Of miso, maybe a frappochino
And speaking of Chinese, meet me at Silk Road Place please
For the open mic, plus some bubble tea
And Thai, I met a cute guy when I ordered Tom Yum
I could go there every day, feelin on his hot bum
Cultural exchange, I could teach you the Torah
Light the Menora, can I have samosa?
Rotating your medicine balls
In the palm of my hand, never lettin em fall
I hope that I look as good as Andy Lau
When I advance in age, still standing proud
And what about my Persian peeps? Certainly!
Help me to absorb the heat. You're sure to please.
To my Patels, Kims and Wongs, my love's quite strong
Like a Bollywood movie, we dance all night long
Chorus:
Everyone should date an Asian man
Don't gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
Breakdown:
Asian men have been such an important force in my life
Like my dad
Don't date my dad
He's married to my mom
And, theoretically, I'm old enough to handle it if they got a divorce
But, you know, it would kinda mess with me
It would kinda mess with me, I'm not gonna lie
So just...don't date my dad
(Don't f*** the same one, find a different one)
I'd cut you
(That would be a gang bang)
Yeah, that's not cool - don't date my dad
(Unless that's what you're into,
I'm not here to judge,
Make it consensual)
I'm not even gonna tell you his name
So you're not gonna be able to find him now
And therefore, you won't be able to date him
At first, I thought it's just a spoof or something like a fun video out of nothing, but it's actually a seriously funny music video (for real) by Jen Kwok, an Asian artist/stand-up comedian in the US.
Jen's message in the song tells you to date Asian men because they're exotic, sweet, gentle, smell so good and even nasty. Really??
According to the song, Asians guys are honest and won't cheat. Wow!
Filipinos are also mentioned in the song as well as featured in the music video.
It tells you that you should atleast f**k one Asian, but Jen warns you not to date his dad.
Watch and listen to the music video of the song "Date An Asian" with lyrics below:
Date an Asian
Song Lyrics by Jen Kwok
Rap Lyrics by Soce, The Elemental Wizard
Verse 1:
Hey there, my name is Jen Kwok
And I'm here to tell you that dating Asians rocks
They have smooth skin and silky hair
So damn exotic, got that ethnic flair
So sweet and gentle, smell so good
So freaky, nasty, do what you always wanted to
So obedient, they'll please you like no one can
That's right, I'm talkin bout an Asian man
Chorus:
Everyone should date an Asian man
Don't gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
(Hey, eh)
Verse 2:
Asian men don't whistle when you walk down the street
They're honest dudes, honey they won't cheat
Not sayin if he sees a hot chick, he won't bone her
Hey, that's why we got concubines in our culture
Some people say that I am full of bull****
Yeah I'm dating a white guy, but I ain't no hypocrite
I've dated Chinese, Korean and Sri Lankan
Yeah, I'm down with the brown
Don't even get me started
Bridge:
Where my Punjabis at?
Where my Filipinos at?
Where my bubble tea drinkers at?
Everyone should be raising their hands for that one - it's delicious!
Chorus:
Everyone should date an Asian man
Don't gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
Rap (Soce):
What's happening? Are you Japanese? Can I have a piece
Of miso, maybe a frappochino
And speaking of Chinese, meet me at Silk Road Place please
For the open mic, plus some bubble tea
And Thai, I met a cute guy when I ordered Tom Yum
I could go there every day, feelin on his hot bum
Cultural exchange, I could teach you the Torah
Light the Menora, can I have samosa?
Rotating your medicine balls
In the palm of my hand, never lettin em fall
I hope that I look as good as Andy Lau
When I advance in age, still standing proud
And what about my Persian peeps? Certainly!
Help me to absorb the heat. You're sure to please.
To my Patels, Kims and Wongs, my love's quite strong
Like a Bollywood movie, we dance all night long
Chorus:
Everyone should date an Asian man
Don't gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one
Breakdown:
Asian men have been such an important force in my life
Like my dad
Don't date my dad
He's married to my mom
And, theoretically, I'm old enough to handle it if they got a divorce
But, you know, it would kinda mess with me
It would kinda mess with me, I'm not gonna lie
So just...don't date my dad
(Don't f*** the same one, find a different one)
I'd cut you
(That would be a gang bang)
Yeah, that's not cool - don't date my dad
(Unless that's what you're into,
I'm not here to judge,
Make it consensual)
I'm not even gonna tell you his name
So you're not gonna be able to find him now
And therefore, you won't be able to date him
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